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… the misadventures of Myrna, my sister’s crazy mom.
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Before you introduce someone to your mother, do you:
Give them a lengthy printed and bound disclaimer.
Prepare the tranquilizer gun with a 1000 cc's of Thorazine.
Apologize in advance for the scars and dry cleaning bill.
Secretly wish a meteor would take out the whole county.
Maintain your innocence despite evidence to the contrary.
Advise them to "RUN, just RUN, as fast as you can."
Wonder what it would be like to have an insane mother.
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